Tail Report: Kourtney Kardashian

Normally, CS is the frolicking grounds of her big sis, Kim (she even sneaks into one of the photos below). But today I thought I'd give Kourtney—the MILF Kardashian—a post of her own. Why? Because...why not?

Don't Get it Twisted

Kim Kardashian is vapid at best, outright conniving and ruthless in the quest of her own self-promotion at worst. She used a special needs boy by the name of Kris Humphries, extracting his pride from him through contrived "reality" programming (actually, "programmed reality" is the best and most succinct way of describing her E! show), all for ratings and expensive wedding gifts, and then 72 days later tossed away the empty shell of his public persona like a Carl's Jr. cup out the window of a Mercedes doing 80 on the PCH.

She sought pop stardom, despite the fact that she wouldn't make it past an American Idol tryout without help from her name and/or her mama's machinations. And when it became vividly evident—via a music video that would make Rebecca Black cringe—this pursuit was destined to end in failure, she attempted to bury the body as far away from the media's eye as possible.

Her character has become the caged cart at a driving range, with a line of comedians and Twitter hacks teeing off every time she passes. While Kim’s “storybook” marriage was ending amid a storm of bad press and floundering public opinion, Reggie Bush—the more miserable party at the onset of their breakup years ago—was experiencing a rejuvenation of his career in Miami, enjoying an autumn of entirely positive press for the first time since coming to the NFL. Not surprisingly, shortly thereafter it “leaked” from sources “close to Kim” that she still longed for the two to reunite. And, not surprisingly, Bush was publicly silent in regards to these rumors, keeping himself far away from the publicity vampire before she could feed off of him once again (this time in the thick night air of South Beach).

And yet, despite all of this…

Yup, I’d still hit. I may even wife it, for like…a weekend. Maybe two. Scream at me.

Tail Report: Brittany Binger

I don't know much about Ms. Binger, aside from that she was Playboy's Miss June 2007. But I'm def eager to learn more.

My favorite picture of this smoking hot beauty is just a tad too risque for CS standards. You may not think so at first, but if you look closely... Like I really had to tell you to, right?

It's the Weekend

Time get in touch with your feelings...

Just a Reminder

...In case you missed the news amidst all of the New Year's commotion: Katy's single again.

Game on, fellas.

[TJ with the assist.]

Throwback Thursday: "Into You" Fabolous ft. Tamia

"I'll outshine you on tracks, like Tamia did Ashanti..."

I was a fan of this track when I first copped the Street Dreams CD. But then the single dropped, and two things happened: (1.) Tamia did the damn thang and successfully reclaimed the track from Ashanti; and (2.) I fell in love with Tamia all over again. This was definitely a beach track that summer (2003), which makes it fitting that Fab took the video in that direction as well.

Tail Report: Shay Maria

Yessir...

This beauty has fast become an internet fave, even attracting the attention of Girlwatcher at The Smoking Jacket. And it's not hard to see why; babygirl's curves are legit. And she has a playful character that beams through her beautiful face, shifting her stare from a sex kitten's "Spank me" to a tomboy's "Fight me" in a heartbeat. The kind of girl that will spend half a day with you wilin' on a PS3 joystick, and the other half wilin' on your joystick. ...i.e., the perfect woman.

And, as if that wasn't enough, here's a quick stop-motion video to help you appreciate the way she moves:





Or, if you'd prefer to see her move in real time:

Throwback Thursday: "Down 4 U" -- Ja Rule ft. Vita, Charli Baltimore, & Ashanti

I know, I know, I know... Ja Rule and his series of R&B-esque hip-hop ballads are an easy target, one I've fired shots at in the past. But I'm going to give this one a pass...at least for now. This was a prime track for several reasons:

(1.) The laid back beat is a nice change-up pitch, and allows the track to waft over you like a cool ocean breeze.
(2.) A beach-themed video filled with video vixens and aspiring models in bikinis is always a #win.
(3.) Vita's entrance kills. And ever since her scene in Belly...well, there's been a special place in my heart for her.
(4.) Charli Baltimore's whole verse kills.
(5.) Ashanti is just ridiculous, from eyes to thighs.

Tail Report: Faviola Amore

I admit, I'm stealing this one from Two In The Shirt's T.I.T.S. Blog, but take one look at Miss Amore and tell me if you blame me. A SoCal girl who loves nothing more than to roll up a blunt with Tommy Chong (check that interview at T.I.T.S. Blog), Faviola is every man's fantasy come true.

Serious props to the T.I.T.S. boys on this one.

Tail Report: Ariana Leigh

Meet Ariana. She's a bikini model from...

...why am I even acting like you're still reading this? Enjoy.

Tail Report: Tatum Miranda

Those eyes...pretty eyes are always my downfall.

Miss Miranda is, according to her Twitter profile, an "international bikini model and recording artist". I don't know about all of that, but what I do know is she is a scorching hot beauty. The photos below are just a sample of what you can find in the galleries at her official webpage.

I think I'm in love.

Tail Report: Cele-Beach Booty

Summer's almost over. Get your eyefuls while they last.


Candice Swanepoel

Ciara

Rihanna

Jasmine Waltz

Megalyn Echikunwoke