Monday Kickstart: They Shoulda Never Gave that Nucca Money

[NOTE: This week's kickstart is coming a little later in the day than normal. That's partially due to some family matters of my own that took place last week. Hopefully I'll get caught up again soon.]

Strike 1 — WNBA jersey.
Strike 2 — Skinny jean cut-offs.
Strike 3 — Tube socks with canvas sneakers.
Strike 4 — Louis Vuitton cell phone case.

Key & Peele's series of Lil Wayne skits hit the nail on the head (with one small caveat: they really didn't address the fact that 95% of this rhymes are straight garbage); unfortunately, however, Comedy Central hasn't made any of those videos available for me to post. But no one walking around in a WNBA jersey and party socks (yeah, I brought that term back) should be claiming gangsta. You don't have to wear baggy jeans with big chains hanging from your neck to be tough, but you damn sure can't be dressed like a lesbian hipster and still pretend that you're thugged out.

As a sidenote, though, it's hilarious how it appears that everyone in the photo is doing their best not to stare at Wayne.

And now, for your workweek motivation, I'm going to turn the mic over to Ms. Francesca Frigo:

Couldn't have said it better myself, Francesca. Let's get it.

Tail Report: Brittany Binger

I don't know much about Ms. Binger, aside from that she was Playboy's Miss June 2007. But I'm def eager to learn more.

My favorite picture of this smoking hot beauty is just a tad too risque for CS standards. You may not think so at first, but if you look closely... Like I really had to tell you to, right?

Tail Report: Leola Bell

Leola's not a household name right now, but that may all change very soon. The smoking hot natural beauty will be Playboy's Miss February 2012, and she's likely to be a fan favorite (on Twitter: @LeolaBell). Being one of Hef's iconic Playboy Playmates is a door-opening opportunity in the entertainment world; could 2012 be the start of booming career in Hollywood for Leola? We can only hope. The more we get to see of her, the better.

[Some of these pics come courtesy of The Smoking Jacket's interview with the upcoming Miss February.]

Leola, congrats on being named a Playmate. When you're looking for a date to your first movie premiere, holla at ya boy.