Yes, this is real. No, you're not dreaming. Yes, I can wait a few minutes while you recover.
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All good?
Okay. Now a few words from the creators of this masterpiece in engineering.
Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make - baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool's prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.And yes, I've ordered a bottle. If any ladies would like to help me do some product testing, hit me on Twitter.
So who's responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that's who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.
We'll make no judgments about why you want this or what you want to do with it, but baconlube is here and it's real for a limited time. Keep It Sizzlin'.
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