Tail Report: Rukus vs. Primitive

*pauses* I get the feeling that title just accidentally lured in a big video game geek crowd.

Okay, I admit I got this idea (and some most all of the videos...and basically the whole thing) from Girlwatcher's latest post at The Smoking Jacket. Now do you want to keep sitting around a computer screen criticizing, or do you want to look at some of the world's most beautiful women? Yup, that's what I thought.

Team Rukus

My schoolboy crush, Ms. Jessica Burciaga:





Natasha Yi: [I'll be honest...she stopped following me on Twitter over a year ago, and my pride makes me want to ignore her. But this woman is gorgeous. Plus, prior to the sudden Twit-diss, she seemed pretty cool. That's worth at least one more mention on CS.]





Alexis Lopez (aye mami...don't worry fellas, I think Alexis is going to get a well-deserved posting of her own in the near future):





Team Primitive

Justene Jaro (*whimper*)





Desiree Elyda (Don't know much about her, but...I'm learning.)





Alexis Lopez—that's right, she plays for both teams. The hottest girls always do.

Monday Kickstart: Coolest Grandpas on the Block

Don't you kind of wish you were in on this conversation? Rackt suggested Arnold was teaching Sly how to work your way up to a shocker. I find that unbelievable—you can't tell me Sly never pulled out the old shocker on Brigitte Nielsen's Amazonian ass back in the day. Whatever they were talking about, I can guarantee you this: Even in this state, they each still could've beat the ever-loving-shit out of you if you had dared to interrupt.

And now for the inspirational portion of our weekly show, we give you Miss Jessica Burciaga (#schoolboycrush):





Te amo, mami. Let's get it.

Xmas List 2011: World's Most Beautiful

This ain't your daddy's magazine.

World's Most Beautiful is a new magazine featuring some of the best things on earth, from Jessica Burciaga to the McLaren SLR, and all shot in 3D (though regular 2D versions are also available with each issue). It combines the artistic integrity of Playboy, the contemporary feel of Maxim, and the technological accessibility of Yelp into a whole new reason to never put down your smartphone and iPad.

To view the 3D content, of course, you need glasses. You can use any you may have laying around your house, or order them directly from WMB (they have plastic pairs for $12 each, or a paper version that are free—plus shipping & handling). Each issue costs about $5, with bonus galleries ranging from $0.99 to $2.99, all of which can be downloaded directly to your iPhone, iPad, or Android phone.

I really don't know why you'd need any further motivation than the charms of Miss Burciaga (I mean, c'mon, look at that picture above...damn). But for those of you who are still on the fence about adding WMB to your personal wish list , consider this: Their inaugural issue, published this past August, can also be purchased in hardcopy for $19.95. Oh, and that month's cover model?

Yeah, I think you're feeling me now.

Jay Sean Mixtape Sneak Peek (ft. Jessica Burciaga)

If you're a Jay Sean fan...good for you. Myself, I'm much more a fan of Jessica Burciaga's impressive body...of work.

In the end, we both win.