Know why? Because when Dwyane Wade, who by age 29 has already been blessed with ridiculous athleticism, a sweet gig as the starting point guard for the biggest sports franchise in Miami (of all cities!), an NBA championship, and Gabrielle-hot-as-fiyah-Union for a girlfriend, finally turned 30—that turning point which most of us meet with angst and trepidation—
he was given a brand new McLaren MP4-12C.
Let me state that again: Wade was
GIVEN a new McLaren. The superstar, millionaire, A-list-Hollywood-actress-tagging NBA player was handed the keys to a beautiful,
top-of-the-game $230,000 supercar, free of charge. Think about that long and hard. And then try to sleep tonight.
TJ with the assist.
