Jimmies Jacked

These might be the most responsible criminals ever. I guess someone has some big plans this weekend.

From WTAE.com:

A condom machine has been stolen from a shuttered Washington state sports bar, where fixtures are being auctioned off.

Police spokesman Mark Young also says an ATM machine was damaged in the break-in early Tuesday at the old Quarterback Pub. It's been closed for more than a year.

The Bellingham Herald reports an auction company employee discovered the burglary.

It's unknown if any condoms were left in the machine when it was stolen.

Chappy with the assist.